'Ello All and Sundry,

I am glad to be here,as it were! This is a brave old/new world and I rather am taken with it's denizens, er....population! For many a time period we all felt rather alone,like! Now here we abide all of us.....umm...pirates and lords and ladies and woggies of various ilk and species,a little like Valhalla tis it naught? we fight and gallivant and whatever all day and get up from the dead and party all night to do it again till the event,or faire or whate'er is thru and do it again at the next! As I look down from the wheel of the Pearl,I'd like to say to all the ladies....You're the only one Luv,honestly! And to all ye Lads......I saw that shiny first! Hahahahaha,ye all ken what I truly mean,savvy?I will always be decent to all ye and only expect the same! May ye find fair weather and a following sea.....and all the swag ye can plunder!!!! Remember....Take everything,give nothing back.Stick to the code!!!

Captain Jack Sparrow

p.s.Me rum is to be shared with me friends !!!